Cork City Exports Its Aggressive and Moronic Natives

Below is a screenshot of a piece by a European journalist. It’s a piece that gives succour to my reviews concerning people I encountered in south west Ireland.

The Paddies do be hell-bent on proving themselves arseholes whenever they go abroad. If's as if  they know they're stupid and therefore have nothing to lose. 

Quite often in European newspapers reference is made to the outrageous and coarse antics that Irish people abroad are prone to engage in. Such as: ‘drunken Irishmen dancing on tables with an air of violence.’ And then mentioned is the rather coarse waitress ‘[...] order your drinks first,’ she demanded of a customer who was about to visit the toilet.  

This person is most-likely Irish too and would have gotten Dutch-courage from having a coterie of her moronic compatriots jumping around the place and roaring their heads off – no doubt she got fired because of this. What is interesting about this is that the ‘drunken Irishmen’ had thick paddy-brogues that’s typical of south west Oireland. Another very interesting aspect to this is that the ‘drunken Irishmen’ were later to be found outside this restaurant, with their shirts off, fighting like feral dogs with each other – as is their wont. 

It’s bad enough to spend some time in south west Ireland and experience the native's Neanderthal and nauseating behaviour. But it’s positively sickening to see the Cork and Kerry inbreds export their moronism to other parts of Europe. As the journalist says at the end of the review: ‘Is this what we’re coming too?’ Afraid so ... these slackjawed Paddies simply can't help acting like lobotomised monkeys.

And with the recession in Ireland getting ever worst you'd better get used to slackjawed Paddies leaping and yelling on your streets and in your licensed premises.