LeisureWorld, Bishopstown, Cork City, Co Cork, Ireland.

The results of  backward Cork and Kerry

hotel management?

An attempt to relax with a swim in this Leisure Centre in Cork City quickly turned into a nauseating experience.

When I attempted to pay for a session I was confronted by a twenty-something female with the looks and personality of an under-fed hyena.

This coarse moron acted as if I had horns growing from my forehead; she carried-on in the way a concierge at Fort Knox would if a gun-toting thug tried to gain entry.

She acted as if going for a swim was the preserve of a select few. The inbreds who inhabit Cork City lap-up any employment where they perceive authority; when they attain such employment they immediately begin acting like complete jerks.

After this typically Cork city bullshit I entered the swimming pool area and it was here that I got a taste of real irish (Ignoramus Repulsive Inbred Stinking Half-wits) backwardness.

Strutting around the pool was a disgustingly moronic slack-jawed male who’d blatantly walk up to other males and stare straight at their crotches. This fellow was probably a paedophile1 who viewed other males as a threat: just as wild boars aggressively guard their sows and hunting grounds.  

What this piece-of-shit was protecting was his stalking ground where he groomed and leered at children – he didn’t intend to countenance trespassers.

Exceedingly abnormal levels of stupidity are to be expected in this part of Ireland; the natives are prone to breeding with siblings, half-siblings and cousins (inbred up-to-their-fucking-eyeballs) which leads to an Ian Brady and Myra Hindley type mentality. This chap’s conduct was, believe it or not, just routine for south-west Ireland.

And then, like getting hit by a meteorite, I became aware that this mongrelised bastard was actually a life-guard. I’ve seen some atrocious stupidity and backwardness being perpetrated by the inbred bastards in south-west Ireland; but a paedophile-type mongrel employed as a lifeguard took-the-biscuit.

I got out of this vulgar and disgusting Oirish leisure-centre and, there being no point in complaining to the arsehole management, posted a review on a social networking website.

I then sent the manager of this facility a link to my review. I got a reply from her but not the kind of reply that you’d expect from a normal manager in a decently run business.

The inbred mongrel who manages LeisureWorld was only interested in who had “written” and “posted” this review; she made no attempt to find out the identity of her disgusting paedophilic employee, or on what date his atrocious behaviour had been witnessed – the slack-jawed scumbag's only concern was to get the review removed2.

A short time ago, at about 12 midday, a child drowned in the swimming pool of the Gleneagle Hotel, Killarney, Ireland. Considering the atrociously aggressive staff, and inane management, that is to be found a few miles up the road in LeisureWorld, Cork City, it has to be asked: did atrocious incompetence and backwardness play a part in this child’s death?

In my opinion there’s a 95% chance that this child died because of sheer stupidity on the part of the hotel’s management.

What should always be remembered about these people:

◊    Abnormally high rates of insanity.

◊    Mentality of the stereotypical school-yard bully.

◊    Disgustingly backward.

◊    Will do anything for easy money.

◊    Are completely shameless.

____________________________ 1When the true amount of paedophilic and incestuous activity in rural Ireland is revealed the world will be shocked. Some of the locals in the western half of Ireland (especially south-west and west) don’t just ignore paedophiles: they view this behaviour as acceptable.

2In attempting to do this her first port-of-call would be the local Garda (Oirish Police). She’d explain to them how some outsider was belittling the elite City of Cork. Then some slack-jawed inbred Oirish Garda would threaten the website demanding that the review be removed. This would only work, though, with Oirish based websites. With other websites Mr Garda Slackjaw would have to find the author of the review and threaten him directly – and Mr Garda Slackjaw would be shameless about doing this.